#schnark

Geez - what was this restaurant serving us before?

-michael hageloh

#sales #marketing

Maybe your sales & marketing problems don't stem from the things you don't know-but from the bad information you've internalized

-michael hageloh

#schnark

My late mother’s wisdom for the holidays: God gave us our family; thank God we can pick our friends

-michael hageloh

#fact #schnark

You might like this on Facebook, but that doesn't make it a fact

-michael hageloh

#iphone8

Steve showed the original iPhone at an internal event; I was in tears of amazement. 10 years on, the #iPhone8 is amazingly boring

-michael hageloh

#cloud computing

There’s no such thing as #cloud computing. It’s just data stored on someone else’s computer. In fact, you can drive by the cloud any time. Look for the big buildings with no windows and lots of security cameras

-michael hageloh

#design #tech #schnark

Is “least offensive” a compliment, I wonder?

-michael hageloh

#groucho

“Always examine the dice.” –Groucho Marx. Are you so caught up in the game that you’ve forgotten to check the dice?

-michael hageloh

#schnark

In 2017, "following the Sears playbook" doesn't seem like a compliment

-michael hageloh

#iphone

All #schnark aside,predictions of #iphone failure prove key point: The C-suite should trust its own insights first and foremost

-michael hageloh

#test

Testing 1.2.3

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